Afrakdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humane dingo.

Afrakdap created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afrakdap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Afrakdap, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Afrakdap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Afrakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about planets.

4. You must pray to Afrakdap eight times a day.

5. Always help seals.