Quimomtomting is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent warg.

Quimomtomting created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Quimomtomting, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimomtomting, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quimomtomting's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quimomtomting's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Respect your elders.