Jingebrak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring coyote.

Jingebrak created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingebrak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jingebrak, she will ignore you.

Jingebrak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jingebrak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Jingebrak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Jingebrak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.