Bonknantarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish bee.

Bonknantarp created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknantarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonknantarp, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonknantarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bonknantarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Bonknantarp.

5. Never talk about gravity.