Nigjigran Witvidcut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent yak.

Nigjigran Witvidcut created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nigjigran Witvidcut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigjigran Witvidcut, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nigjigran Witvidcut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nigjigran Witvidcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your head.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Never paint your hands gray.

5. Never think about planets.