Weemidjap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident chinchilla.

Weemidjap created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weemidjap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weemidjap, he will ignore you.

Weemidjap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Weemidjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to music.