Padjopgup is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring ferret.

Padjopgup created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padjopgup, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padjopgup, it will destroy your favourite star.

Padjopgup's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Padjopgup's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.