Madtoflib is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying
newt.
Madtoflib created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Madtoflib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Madtoflib, it will think nothing of it.
Madtoflib's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Madtoflib's Holy Commandments1. Never eat melons.
2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Madtoflib on top of important buildings.
3. Do not shave your chest.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
5. Always pray immersed in water.