Yattkinnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciful dingo.

Yattkinnull created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yattkinnull, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattkinnull, it will torture you forever.

Yattkinnull's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yattkinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three geese approach from the east.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Yattkinnull must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never leap in holy places.