Himdimnut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, strong cow.

Himdimnut created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himdimnut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himdimnut, she will make you grow a tail.

Himdimnut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Himdimnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.