Wotsawgubfenvig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing salamander.

Wotsawgubfenvig created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotsawgubfenvig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotsawgubfenvig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wotsawgubfenvig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wotsawgubfenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Wotsawgubfenvig on top of important buildings.

5. Always wear red.