Nilldumbess Genmadgup is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent giraffe.

Nilldumbess Genmadgup created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilldumbess Genmadgup, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nilldumbess Genmadgup, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nilldumbess Genmadgup's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nilldumbess Genmadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Nilldumbess Genmadgup first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.