Cunhottar Xemstragzig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless wyrm.

Cunhottar Xemstragzig created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunhottar Xemstragzig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunhottar Xemstragzig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cunhottar Xemstragzig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cunhottar Xemstragzig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunhottar Xemstragzig.

2. Always wear green.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cunhottar Xemstragzig on top of all buildings.