Yathabham is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent giraffe.

Yathabham created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathabham, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yathabham, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yathabham's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yathabham's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yathabham.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.