Funladleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating mongoose.

Funladleg created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funladleg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Funladleg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Funladleg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Funladleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck white.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to otters while wearing magenta shirts.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Never hop in holy places.