Kab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful mouse.

Kab created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kab.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Do not commit murder.