Talvabcid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive faun.

Talvabcid created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Talvabcid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Talvabcid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Talvabcid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Talvabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat strawberries.