Largflowab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind hydra.

Largflowab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largflowab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largflowab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Largflowab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Largflowab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largflowab.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hop in the presence of snakes.

5. Never hurt nematodes.