Bintiknil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent crow.

Bintiknil created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bintiknil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bintiknil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bintiknil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bintiknil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bintiknil first in all things.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt snakes.