Kabmipsasvad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful toad.

Kabmipsasvad created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmipsasvad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabmipsasvad, he will not care.

Kabmipsasvad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kabmipsasvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing orange shorts and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.