Vingepboss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain octopus.

Vingepboss created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Vingepboss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vingepboss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vingepboss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vingepboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed carrots to moths while wearing gray shirts.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.