Canhangum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous frog.

Canhangum created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Canhangum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Canhangum, she will turn you into a goat.

Canhangum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Canhangum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown rings.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.