Bonflapbessflynull is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humorless rat.

Bonflapbessflynull created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonflapbessflynull, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonflapbessflynull, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bonflapbessflynull's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bonflapbessflynull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bonflapbessflynull's name in vain.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. You must never eat spinach.