Jangabdum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful wyvern.

Jangabdum created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangabdum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jangabdum, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jangabdum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jangabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear magenta.