Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate bird.

Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Sompangcargen Gepstigjatbog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing violet tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.