Panglatbim is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome
crab.
Panglatbim created viruses three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Panglatbim, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Panglatbim, she will refuse to believe in you.
Panglatbim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Panglatbim's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick otters.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never eat parsnips.
4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the south.
5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.