Jen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever dolphin.

Jen created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jen, he will remove you from existence.

Jen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never bounce in holy places.