Zedrakjatfligomin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing fly.

Zedrakjatfligomin created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedrakjatfligomin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedrakjatfligomin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zedrakjatfligomin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zedrakjatfligomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sprint near shrews.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.