Tapcedhan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy gerbil.

Tapcedhan created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tapcedhan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tapcedhan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tapcedhan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tapcedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away from yellow snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapcedhan.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.