Bitfaszod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciful bear.

Bitfaszod created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfaszod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitfaszod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bitfaszod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bitfaszod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your legs indigo.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Bitfaszod loves tapirs, so they must be respected.