Ruttipflis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Ruttipflis created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttipflis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ruttipflis, it will manifest in front of you.

Ruttipflis' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ruttipflis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttipflis.

5. Worship no other gods but Ruttipflis.