Gigzigfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful weasel.

Gigzigfas created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigzigfas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gigzigfas, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gigzigfas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gigzigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.