Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing bear.

Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran, she will turn you into a rat.

Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadniltargartcipraglib Ran.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.