Barnmabmad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing lion.

Barnmabmad created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnmabmad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Barnmabmad, it will remove you from existence.

Barnmabmad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Barnmabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing violet shirts and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.