Gepmadkad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet fish.

Gepmadkad created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gepmadkad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepmadkad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gepmadkad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gepmadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.

5. Always help geese in need.