Tailgutnul is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring mole.

Tailgutnul created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgutnul, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tailgutnul, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailgutnul's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tailgutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tailgutnul in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear black shorts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.