Flisfenjab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable crocodile.

Flisfenjab created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfenjab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flisfenjab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Flisfenjab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flisfenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Flisfenjab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Do not commit murder.