Cepsandin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered cow.

Cepsandin created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepsandin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepsandin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cepsandin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cepsandin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.

2. Never sing in the presence of ants.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never sit near shrews.

5. Never think about asteroids.