Stiglagpin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, astonishing chinchilla.

Stiglagpin created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglagpin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stiglagpin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stiglagpin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stiglagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Stiglagpin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.