Wonjinlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic chinchilla.

Wonjinlarg created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonjinlarg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wonjinlarg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wonjinlarg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wonjinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wonjinlarg.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.