Fodxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy centipede.

Fodxuck created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodxuck, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodxuck, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fodxuck's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fodxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange great tits for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to sheep while wearing mauve tights.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not make images of living things.