Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud hare.

Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himrakcatbogpakjonkaddun.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not laugh in public.