Rildussmap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring crane.

Rildussmap created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildussmap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rildussmap, he will manifest in front of you.

Rildussmap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rildussmap's Holy Commandments

1. Rildussmap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never wear fawn shirts.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about stars.