Flatlistdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest weasel.

Flatlistdag created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatlistdag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flatlistdag, she will turn you into a frog.

Flatlistdag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flatlistdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.