Getbet is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, prudent raven.

Getbet created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Getbet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getbet, it will turn you into a frog.

Getbet's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Getbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.