Cibkonleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate yak.

Cibkonleg created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkonleg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibkonleg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cibkonleg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cibkonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Worship no other gods but Cibkonleg.

5. Cibkonleg loves horses, so they must be honoured.