Fadtargab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced hedgehog.

Fadtargab created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtargab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadtargab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fadtargab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fadtargab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fadtargab.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.