Appvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable duck.

Appvonk created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appvonk, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appvonk, she will be very unhappy.

Appvonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Appvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if six swans approach from the east.

3. Never wear fawn jumpers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never hop near pigs.