Fodfarflag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody seal.

Fodfarflag created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfarflag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodfarflag, she will laugh at you.

Fodfarflag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fodfarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing indigo coats and balancing four copper spheres on your back.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Hide if nine bats approach from the east.

5. Do not sit in public.