Nigbellfabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking crab.

Nigbellfabbut created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbellfabbut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nigbellfabbut, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nigbellfabbut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nigbellfabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Put Nigbellfabbut first in all things.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.